What are the odds Kirby me their green friend by saying “My mom can beat your dad.”
Kid: “You bet, right?”
Kirby: “…”
Kid: “You bet, RIGHT?”

Now do this with the "Who is the alpha male?!" scene from Harvey Birdman. CB Haydee is Phil Ken Sebben and Haydee is the dog. Very funny montage.

When I read "coomer" I thought you meant- LOOK GORDON! WE MADE IT TO THE SURFACE!

Consarnit! Where are my tractor keys?!
Welp, guess we gotta ride something else big.

*Slams fist into the dirt.*
It should've been ME, not HER!
*Slams fist.*
It's not FAIRRR!!

Let me take a closer look. Bet I can pull em outta your mousehole.