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Recent Movie Reviews

16 Movie Reviews

*Reaches my hand out. She pushes it down and grabs the Dreamcast next to me.*
Please, water! I've had to eat my cave diving equipment and mine ore down here!
There's no ore; just flesh!

Why do I have the urge to freefall 50 feet so Vanilla could catch me (assuming she can fly like Cream). She could catch me with her arms or her legs; I'm not picky.

What are the odds Kirby me their green friend by saying “My mom can beat your dad.”
Kid: “You bet, right?”
Kirby: “…”
Kid: “You bet, RIGHT?”

Recent Art Reviews

199 Art Reviews

Heh. Peck.

Aww! But there's plenty of space in there!
Ula-nderstand.

I don't have a joke. If I was in that rat's place, my poor grip strength would get me flushed three times over.

I really want to draw but I'm too lazy. I want to write but my writing isn't what it used to be. Sparks gone but that just means the lantern needs more fuel.

Age 27, Male

Cashier

N/A

Somewhere in the Texas

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